Oh Jeremy Renner, you only have thousands of versions of yourself to blame for your app's failure
10 HRS AGO - The Hollywood star’s attempt to become an online player has had to be brought to a halt after
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10 HRS AGO - The Hollywood star’s attempt to become an online player has had to be brought to a halt after trolls broke his appI have spent more of my life than I would like to admit imagining who a Jeremy Renner fan would be. In my mind, they have dogs and a gleaming pickup truck, but they don’t live on farmland; instead, they live in a grey-fronted new-build on an uphill cul-de-sac in a generic American town. They have a number of sweated-in caps that they wear every day, even to formal events. At least one pump-action shotgun and possibly a long-range weapon, too.I dream that Renner fans literally all air guitar along to Don’t Stop Believin’, even when the song is not actually playing. The males still somehow have early-00s goatees and jeans that pool over their boots like curtains. When they walk into a gas station – which Renner fans do up to seven times a day, always making a creaking, groaning noise when they pay at the register in damp, crumpled wads of cash – they walk sideways and
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